The other night I had a dream I was hiking through one of those big concrete drainage ditches, because I had a flight to catch in a couple of hours and needed a bath, and there was supposed to be a hidden lake somewhere along the concrete, and somewhere along the way, I met this guy who had been waiting in this one chunk of the ditch for twenty ( Read more... )

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I got a gerbil, and then had twenty of gerbils, and also some sort of horrible swordfish eel thing with legs, and then it kept eating my gerbils, and I decided that I was extremely hungry and had to eat it, so instead of killing it, I put it in a microwave for four minutes, but that didn't kill it, so I was too afraid of it to eat it, so I decided ( Read more... )

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The plot thickens.


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So today, I opened my email, and much to my surprise I had received an important email from an important sounding banker named Mr. Ming Yang. Mr. Yang has a serious proposition for me. I think that we should follow this man, and see where this particular business venture will take us...


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Last year the Chinese passed a law that gives Beijing the power to approve the reincarnation of living Buddhas or lamas, of whom the Dalai Lama is the highest in the Tibetan hierarchy.

In turn, the Dalai Lama has raised the possibility to forgo his rebirth, or to be reborn while still alive so that he, not China, can choose his successor.

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/20/george-bush-conservation-climate-change

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Too bad I don't understand what they're saying or I'm pretty sure my mind would be blown right now.