i had a very strange day. i heard from my grandmother, who has informed me that my mother is asking for my address. this may not seem weird to you, but you see..my mother has not spoken to me in over 5 years. she got really pissed off when i moved in with my boyfriend (now husband) because she is an intolerant card carrying southern baptist. also, ( Read more... )

i sat through an entire movie at the theater the other night. if you know me, you know this is quite a feat with my insanely short attention span. i recommend kill bill 2 for all of the a.d.d. friends out there ( Read more... )

well...i'm still having a difficult time with the sleep. last night was really weird. the thing that set me off was that james was talking about the fact that the cast members of friends make like a million dollars an episode. then i started thinking about how that is way more money than the family of someone who is killed on the job gets. so ( Read more... )

so. i'm suppposed to be asleep right now. i was supposed to be asleep quite some time ago, actually. i get to wake up at 4:30 am tommorrow, and the worst part is i have to work with my least favorite barista ever. blah. nothing like waking up at insane hours of the morning to attempt to make small talk with someone you can not stand ( Read more... )

okay, this is stolen from almost everyone according to rachael ( Read more... )

did you guys watch the president blundering around on television last night ( Read more... )

i had an evening of fabulousness last night! i went to a vegan resteraunt with alison and james, and had a fabulous fake chicken sandwich to start off. then we made hello kitty shrinky-dinks and watched the hockey game, and the stars actually won ( Read more... )

okay, i am basically writing this on here so i don't forget it. it's a very rough draft, so no criticizing ( Read more... )

so, yeah. i don't really have a whole lot of exciting stuff to say right now..i'm in that whole period zone where i am not interested in doing much except curling into the fetal position and thinking about having surgery to remove my ovaries. but i thought i would share this little bit from "flaming iguanas" which i am re-reading because it is such ( Read more... )

1. I ____ kelly ( Read more... )