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username2000 September 25 2005, 17:27:53 UTC
Aaahahahaha that's awesome. The military's all "oh shit!". Can you imagine the emergency room visit? "What seems to be the trouble?"
"I've been SHOT! By... by a dolphin..."
"..."

Glad to hear your other entry about your situation there. It sounds really nice and makes me want to visit. The weather and food here are pretty great.

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ece_drihten September 25 2005, 17:40:59 UTC
Dolphin Commander: eeehh! ehee! eeeheeeeeheeeehh!
Dolphin General: Eeeeh! eeee eeeeee eeheheeeeee!!

subtitles
DC: [Free! Finally free! Rally the troops!]
DG: [Now the war against our oppressors can begin. Contact the king--we'll need more power than we've got, but the humans are weak.]

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rosnbery September 25 2005, 17:51:16 UTC
It encourages me to start on building my army of viscious monkey drones. I mean, now that I know intelligent animals can be perverted for killing.

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ece_drihten September 25 2005, 18:07:09 UTC
shit yes--now is the time for the zoological revolution.
I'll help.

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user_undefined September 25 2005, 18:43:46 UTC
Holy shit. That's not a joke?

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nonagon September 25 2005, 21:36:15 UTC
I knew it. They're coming for us.

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skittblink September 26 2005, 02:00:15 UTC
Come on, We've all been expecting it.

"You must believe, sleek ocean masters, that many of us homo sapiens weep with shame and disgust over the degradation to which our species has subjected our All-Mother, the Great World-Sea!"

We're all gonna die.

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user_undefined September 26 2005, 16:18:43 UTC
"I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, 'Holy fuck,'" said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. "That's it for us monkeys."

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. XD

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