( Do you think I would od this to myself? Ask anyone, I love being me. )

( King me )

( ..Amsterdam )

So last night I made one of the best foods I have ever created. I started with fresh eggplant. Peeled it and sliced it thin. I then made a batter of garlic, Romano cheese and egg. I let the eggplant dry for a bit while I lined the bottom of lasagna pan with marinara sauce then mixed in fresh ricotta cheese. So the layer was like a mix of the two. I ( Read more... )

For those who know her and love her, Danica is having her B-day tonight and mi casa. Come on over around or after 9:30 and have a blast with the super cool woman. Need directions? Call me. Don't know my number? Email me.

You Need me.

No I don't. I really don't anymore.

Hey, you created me, I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better.Take some responsibility.

I do. I take responsibility for all of it.

*I am responsible for the pain. The gun is in my hand.*

So you changed your mind and you want a job.

No, i've got an idea and I want some money.

You're 20% Irish
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I love my life. I love that I can in all seriousnees discuss a problem with my current sex life and get complete concensus with the problem and am offered solutions to said problem.

"I have come to the conclusion that I am not having enough group sex."

Charming friends you got there Otto.
Thanks I made them myself.

What about our relationship?
What?
What about our relationship?
Fuck that.
You shithead, I'm glad I tortured you.