i'm confused ( Read more... )

totally forgot that the LJ world even existed!!
this is about all we've been up to:

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Chente and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Mere passed away. The undertaker told the Chente, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." Chente thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home ( Read more... )

Little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: #1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. #2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. #3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. #4. The nanny, we'll ( Read more... )

I still don't know if there is a god ( Read more... )

one of the pipes for the kitchen sink fucken corroded, i barely put my finger on where there was a lil' hole and my finger went straight thru it. i'm doing pvc instead. this sucks. i was telling a friend from work about and that i had to fix it asap before the dishes piled up and he asked "don't you have a dishwasher?" and i was like "yeah, my wife ( Read more... )

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Two great European narcotics: Alcohol and Christianity ( Read more... )

We could've been anything ( Read more... )

you have to compare all these prices and calculate and recalculate and then try and rememeber what the first item was only to realize that you've lost your calculations and the vicous cycle begins once again ( Read more... )