So Valerie told me to update today and I was like, well I don't ever update, and she's like, duh, exactly my point, so I'm updating now, and I have something funny to say, because I never really write about my life, just funny things that happen in it, because I'm sure that's all people really care about, to read about my misfortunes and such, and ( Read more... )

You scored as Journalism. You are an aspiring journalist, and you should major in journalism! Like me, you are passionate about writing and expressing yourself, and you want the world to understand your beliefs through writing.

Journalism
100%
Sociology
83%
Philosophy
83%
English
83%
Linguistics
83%
Theater
83%
Mathematics
75%
Anthropology
75%
Dance
50%
Engineering
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Coolest thing I've ever done in my life.

If you didn't watch the Macy*s Parade, you are no longer cool and I don't think we can be friends anymore.

And I'm totally serious.

Blissfully nonMormon ( Read more... )

Update!

Update!

Usher is building a house in Solon. Yeah, that's right bitches. My hometown is the shizzle, and you wish yours was as hardcore ( Read more... )

Bon anniversaire a toi, ma petite cherie! Je t'aime!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAWISHA WAY!

So since beginning work at the Perry Nuclear Power Plant, I have learned the following things ( Read more... )

Yessssss Spot!

#1 Spot
#2 Jack
#3 Racetrack
#4 David
#5 Mush
#6 Sarah
#7 Crutchy
#8 Pulitzer
#9 Skittery
#10 Snyder

If there was some way I could change this list, though, I'd switch David and Crutchy because Crutchy is sweet and David is just a pussy. Oh well, at least Bill Pullman's not at the top.

Okay, are you ready for the funniest bit of NON-exaggeration? On Monday, I stapled papers for THREE AND A HALF HOURS. Yes yes yes! This would have been more excruciatingly boring had the papers not been "Safeguards" material, which is the equivalent to the government's "Top Secret". I know. Pretty sweet. It had the stamps all over the sheets ( Read more... )