I have very vivid and (to me) real dreams. When I first wake up, I'm often confused as to whether the haunted house full of clones was real or not. It may be ridiculous, but my imagination can be very persuasive. This is why I should never be alone, because it often takes reassuring from someone else that it was a dream ( Read more... )

If you love someone (get it addicted to drugs and) set him free. If he comes back (for a fix,) he's yours forever. If he doesn't come back, he was never yours (nor addicted to drugs) to begin with.

Life is funny.

I was perusing the YouTube archives and I came upon some old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shows. You remember these happy green fellas?


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Sometimes (very rarely, almost never in fact) I find myself to have made decisions and I think to myself - Wait, why did I chose that ( Read more... )

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As we discussed the different ways that fruit develops from the ovaries of trees, I was reminded of my high school biology teacher. I remember when he told our class that if we wanted, we could just walk into the nearest Albertson's, tell them we wanted a bag of ovaries, and it would really mean fruit. As he said this, the light reflected off of ( Read more... )

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Have you ever had to tell a middle-aged women that the chocolate and mint brownie she's been looking forward to for a year or more is sold out? If you have (and if you're lucky, you haven't) you know it generally isn't a good experience for anyone involved, least of all yourself. Sometimes the idea of "not killing the messenger" gets lost on some ( Read more... )

I just killed a spider. This is a big deal for me, consider I'm terrified of those sneaky little arachnids ( Read more... )

I've never been good at handling uncertainty. Example: I liked boy P, and wasn't sure of boy P's feelings. I told boy P's mine, and was informed we were just friends. Knowing where I stood was better for me than standing on the precarious edge of He Likes Me/He Likes Me Not. The fact that he later realized how amazing I was simply demonstrates my ( Read more... )