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[runaway_donna]

So I just write in this little book and you all talk to me? Brilliant. Well, hello! Donna Noble, time traveler. At least I was once, then I was a Time Lord and, well, long story short that didn't really work out, so I went back to being a temp for a little while. Then I got here-- and this is kind of like the TARDIS, isn't it? Maybe? Not so

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[hologramatic]

Time traveler? Do you still have the means to do so?

[runaway_donna]

'Fraid not-- it belonged to a friend of mine, and he could be bugger all anywhere in time or space at this point.

By the way, you have... erm... you have something stuck to your forehead.

[hologramatic]

Smeg.

If you're referring to the 'H', I'm painfully aware of it.

[runaway_donna]

Oh... well all right then.

Sooo... what's your name?

[1/2]

[sheis_stilllost]

Donna! You're back... What do you mean...

[2/2]

[sheis_stilllost]

It's not always like this trust me.

I kind of like it though.

Re: [2/2]

[runaway_donna]

Hel- wait a minute, I remember you! Rose Tyler! Are you here for the same reason I am?

Oh thank God. The holidays drive me positively batty. Either the turkey's burning or there's some sappy bunch of carolers following you around or aliens are attacking London...

[sheis_stilllost]

Well, I would hope so especially from last time. Yeah, I suppose so. Maybe.

Usually it's aliens or stars going out...It was peaceful back there?

Private

[soundof_drums]

A Time Lord?

Re: Private

[runaway_donna]

Yeah, long story-- something about a biological metacrisis. And a severed hand. The whole thing used to make sense, I swear.

Re: Private

[soundof_drums]

A hand...

Well, it sounds like quite the story! I'd be absolutely interested in hearing more, if you'd be interested in sharing.

Re: Private

[runaway_donna]

Well I suppose I could--

Hang on a minute. Are you Harold Saxon? What the bloody hell are you doing on the Barge?

[tenthdoctorwho]

What?

What?

What?!

[runaway_donna]

...YOU!

[tenthdoctorwho]

But....

HOW?!

What the hell are you doing here!?!?!

(sorry, Donna's still a bit sore about the end of S4...)

[runaway_donna]

What, you mean how did I get here after you bloody mind-wiped me and stranded me on Earth?! I don't know, Spaceboy, if you're so smart how do YOU think I got here?