Yeah, apparently I'm
hahaucntcme's own personal sheep ;-)
(I'd be lucky if she were Scottish)
The Rules:
1. People who have been tagged must write the answers on their blog and replace any question they dislike with a new, original question.
2. Tag six to eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.
01. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up.
* My feet
* a blue pig with a smug little look that makes me want bacon to see how yummy spite can be
* A scroll calendar with Pandas that look like they're doing it...yay for propagation of the species
* A Fiber-Optic flower
* a hot phone book
02. How do you style your hair?
It's a brush cut.
Styling isn't necessary
03. What are wearing now?
It's almost 5 am on a Saturday/Sunday...
Purple pasties, of course.
04. What's your occupation?
Professional Malcontent
05. What do you hear right now?
Otis Redding's "Dreams To Remember"
06. What's your favorite guilty pleasure treat?
The misery of others, especially when it's well deserved.
Karma makes the tears sweeter
07. Are you hungry?
Nope. Go Meat!
08. Write the first word that comes to mind.
Blah
09. Dog person or cat person?
Cat is yummier.
(Yay, General Tso!)
10. What song is currently stuck in your head?
88 Lines About 44 Women
11. What was the last thing you bought?
Medicine
12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
My own place
13. Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes?
Right here, but listening to a different song
14. Last book you read?
Just Another Judgment Day (The Nightside Series) by Simon R Green
15. What are you doing this weekend?
Who knows.
Plans weren't exactly made.
We'll see if anyone needs some help.
Otherwise, probably stuff.
16. If you could get away with murdering any one celebrity, who would it be?
Gilbert Gottfried.
No
Fucking
Contest
17. What's your comfort food?
That varies.
For some reason, right now, I'm craving soda.
Specifically Mountain Dew.
18. Where's your favorite place to escape to?
Inside my own head.
Or the river.
It's currently warmer in my head right now.
Probably because of the damned fires.
Fucking Clowns.
19. What award would you most like to win?
Mega Millions.
Then I could get my neighborhood, my vacation house on the Chesapeke, and pay to have Gilbert Gottfried killed.
20. What's the weather like outside right now?
Dark, Cold, a little windy.
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