BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MUNDAY AGEN

Yay. After realizing that all this time the 4 months I had left in the Navy was actually 5 months, today I am happy to say that I have exactly 4 months lef tin the Navy.

2+2 = Fish

So apparently, myself and another one of my comrades, all we ever do now is bitch moan complain and talk back to every order I'm given. Well, thats per one person in my Chain of Command. Everyone else says I'm still doing a good job despite my obvious lack of effort due to a shortage of Give a Fuck due to a massive impact of Ass Fuck. But they ( Read more... )

I know someone who will eventually read this is skilled in animation!

I'm trying to make .gif files. But I don't know where to start. Did google searches and all but I don't want to start paying and downloading (Especially where I'm at now) and risk... disappointment. Any assist will be greatly appreciated!

"Petty Officer Chavez! What is it you do on watch?"
"Everything. Why sir?"
"And you're sure you want to get out of the Navy?"
"Absolutely. Not even Jesus in a bikini could keep me in."
"Ahh... well, there's a chance we might need to extend you."
"What the fuck no? Of course. Thats a lie."
"Why won't you stay in?"
"And fight for what?"

I almost got a ( Read more... )

So, yeah I just finished anylyzing a dream I've been having a few days now, and here it goes.

I'm sitting in a room stumbling through the dark. I finally find the light switch and it takes a while to adjust to the light, but I finally make out the room. It's neatly kept. There's a couch to the left of me with a small night stand, a table in front of ( Read more... )

Last night, or this morning... or whatever the fuck time it was, I had a dream I was finally in college. It was fucking awesome. School work again, sex, parties, friends, all that awesome stuff I'm missing out on was there. I woke up happy with one pillow in my mouth and dry-humping the shit out of the other. I lol'd then proceeded to get ready for ( Read more... )

I just finished chipping a whole door's paint with a screw driver. Thats some Navy experience that I'll be sure to put down on my resumé ( Read more... )

I noticed that I had been steadily accumulating a bounty on my head in Morrowind over the past few days (I've pretty much cleared out the Council Club in Balmora and... I now own several small huts in Hla Oma.) Lucky for me I can outrun like, all the guards and shit. But they come from random directions and try to surprise buttsecks me. I NINJA DOJ ( Read more... )

ICHIGO-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

<3

Watch Bleach. It's fucking awesome.

I orderded one of those digital sketchy doodle pad thingies so I can do the arts on my laptop! Been making lolcomics ripping on co-workers in the most harsh of ways earning major points in the humor department. No no no I don't just rip on certain co-workers. I rip on everyone and everything. Inculding myself. Speaking of. Oops! The me being a ( Read more... )