Title:There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey
Author:s0methingwick3d
Rating: R
Pairing: Mikey/Alicia, Gerard/Bert, Jeph/Frank, Pete/Patrick
Summary:I want you all to feel as if my home is your home.
Author's Notes: I needs a new beta. any takers? **bat eyelash, bat eyelash**
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three

( Chapter Four )

I have seen pirates of the caribean. The second one, i mean. i'd already seen the first one. It is funny, and exciting, and the Kraken is frankly the most hilarious, disgusting thing i have ever seen. Ditto for Davey Jones. What's weird is that Bill Nigh's facial mannerisms are such that i recognized him even under the octopus. hmm.

Title:There's A good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey
Author: S0methingwick3d
Pairing(s): Jepha/Frank, Mikey/Alicia, Bert/Gerard
Rating: R, for when people start dying. also for minor sex scenes
Summary:But don't forget that I can break you just as easily as my guests...
A/N: It'll start getting more interesting after dinner, I promise.
Disclaimer: I don't ( Read more... )

Title:There's A Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey
Author: s0methingwick3d
Pairing: since it's getting pretty clear in the story: Jepha/Frank, Mikey/Alicia, Gerard/Bert, Pete/Patrick,
Rating: R
Summary:"Wow," Mikey whispered to Gerard as they checked this out,"where are we, Victorian England?"
Author's Schtick me thinks I need to make this funnier. Any ( Read more... )

Title:There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey
Author:S0methingwick3d
Pairing:Multiple, i don't want to spoil the surprise
Rating:R
Summary: A Weekend dinner party is not always all that it seems.
Author's Notes:This is a side fic I'm working on while the actual one's plot resolves itself. When reading, think of the movie Clue.

( This may call for a proper introduction )

okay. oh my god. Okay. i am starting a cult. It is called the Patrick Stump Worship Religion/Cult. Oh my god, if you have not heard him sing "Let's Get It On", well, then, my friend, you have not lived. You just haven't lived. It's like. Oh my god. Seriously, for him? i would turn into a fangirl. Squealing and all. Homemade "I LUV PATRICK" t-shirt ( Read more... )

I think I am going to throw up. remind me never to mix rum and whatever-that-was-that-i-drank-last-night together. I just wanted to see what it was like, because generally i don't drink. but urgh-hangovers? yeah, not so much fun. i have no headache, but my stomach and other vital organs seemed to have staged a mutiny and are attempting to expel ( Read more... )

okay so. if this is nclear i appologize. i am drunk. i decided to mix i think it's rum and...bacardi? bourbon? some drink that's brown. together, and put it in a plastic cup and drink it. i have never been drunk before. it's kind of like being high, but your throat burns and you have to force yourself to swollow. i think i'll stick with beer form ( Read more... )

okay so. I am apparently, not going to warped tour. even though i still really want to, it seems more profitible,(or not), to go to ozzfest instead, because i have a ride there, whereas i don't have a ride to warped. Here are the problems ( Read more... )

because i stalk normalhumanbein to see when she posts something new, i have gotten a new layout. so, you see, stalking isn't all bad. me likeee the new pretteh one, it's all...lovely. i don't know ( Read more... )