I'm away right now. Not for long. But I miss everyone.
Thank you to everyone who have supported me. It means more to me then you will ever imagine

Sitting here drinking Skraps and mopping the floor....you should see me in an apron...and yes...ONLY and apron ( Read more... )

It's Raining and I'm listening to Opera....is that weird?
What should I do today? What about tonight? The little automated buddy on my buddy list wouldn't tell me. He's fucking usless I tell you.
You know your a sad little man when you spend half an hour fighting wih something like that. Somebody shoot me...no wait, scratxch that.
Shoot yourself

"NO BOWS. NO BLADES. LEAVE YOUR WEAPONS HERE"
-Amy Cohen

It's friday
The first day of the rest of your life
The last day of what was your life
What will you do?

While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France ( Read more... )

"No! Oh that is so your spit! I know your spit! It's all bubbly..."
-Amy Cohen

I just got back home from San Francisco and had a crazy fucking Birthday.
It was so good to see all those kids again. It also made me appreciate my situation a little more.
And I also kinda missed some of you LA people.
So muah!!

Going to San Francisco wtih Amy till tuesday for my birthday. So all of you can just leave my presents on my doorstep. :)~

Aunt Charlies?
Oh yah..you better believe it...
Treat St.?
Crazy punk rockers for sure...
Sex under the golden gate?
Like a mother fucker...

See you all next week!!!
CHEERS!!

What is the nature of humanity? So often we find ourselves quoting the works of Nietzsche or Darwin with perhaps a bit too much accuracy, in trivial attempts to impress passing lovers exhaling heart shaped smoke that dissipates as quickly as the memory of that night…or what exactly her perfume smelled of ( Read more... )