I will admit that I am a great fan of your planet, and always a well wisher around important Earth Holidays such as Arbor day, and Free box day.

I enjoy some of you're Photoconductivity programs such as All in the Family, and will be sad to see the death of the production cast of the humorous show centered around the neurotic doctor and his quirky ( Read more... )

 I have a book idea

Design for Dying Alone

outline

-Hating all your family members for no reason
-Hating your Xs, even though they want to like you
-occasionally dressing up in camo, cleaning your guns, and watch Apocalypse Now at full volume in the dark.

Also an entire chapter devoted to Tesla

Here

First post in a long time, but Things are really picking up.

STEPS TOWARD ETERNAL HAPPINESS

1. QUIT YOUR JOB

2. GO BACK TO SCHOOL (because sitting in a class room is just about 23x better than working in a warehouse for 9 hours)

3. WORK ON PORTFOLIO FOR CALIFORNA INSTITUTE OF ARTS

4. BUY NEW PANTS

5. DOWNLOAD "DOPESMOKER" BY SLEEP

6. START YOUR ( Read more... )

Bing Crosby didn't just sing about christmas, which is silly because thats all you seem to want me to steal from you

jackasses

Also note: Restock your Al Jolson

...I am going to kill the internet


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Once upon a time there was a girl named Darling. Darling spent every day in her little yard with a wasp named Fastblack. She named him Fastblack because he was more black than yellow and more fast than kind. She loved him anyway.

When they were married, Fastblack built a tiny hive around her ring finger. He lived in the hive and every morning he ( Read more... )

I mean, really see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does a passive infrared scanner … see into me - into us - clearly or darkly? I hope it does see clearly, because I can't any longer these days see into myself. I see only murk. Murk outside; murk inside. I hope, for everyone's sake, the scanners do better. Because if the scanner sees only ( Read more... )

I'm walking around our house, which has become a farm, chasing a cow around ( Read more... )

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