Voicemail

[saddeserthermit]

"You have reached the communications device of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Please leave a message."

Beep.

Comments

[sith_happened]

In Anakin's defense, this was supposed to have gone to Jaina.

"It's me. Haven't really talked to you in a while and was worried because, let's face it, our galaxy is completely screwed up and you have a tendency to just plow through things and pretend everything's okay. Give me a call back when you can, okay? Tell me you have all of your limbs?"

[saddeserthermit]

[[ to here and here ! ]]

[wrongkindofsith]

[from here]

To say Cara was not in the mood for this would be an understatement. Still, there was one way to teach this idiot a lesson. "I have a better idea. Why don't you come around to my place, so I can tell all about what I want to do to you," she purred. "In great detail."

Even if she couldn't actually do anything if he was stupid enough to show up, she could be more than descriptive enough to scare him silly.

[saddeserthermit]

Of course this would be the reply that did make it to Anakin.

[furnaceface]

[From here!]

"Ehm, I'm fine, really. No bad somethings that need to be stopped at present. Perhaps make this call again a week or two ago? It'd be far more helpful then, luv."

[wandering_stone]

From Here

"I assure you that I have no interest in your parenting skills or your clumsy attempts at procreation. Please do not call me again."

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Wait, phone sexcapades are a spring tradition? I'm so confused. And what's a Twi'lek? You had sex with one? Not that I'm judging! I'm not judging!"