After revising her syllabus, Jones was spending the day at her computer going over the simulations for class for the next few weeks.

She was also listening to the podcast of the last few days and occasionally making notes of news items that caught her interest.

And also wondering why she was now part of some weird squirrel drinking game.

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After cancelling her class for the day, Jones was busy considering what to do with the pastries she had delivered to her office this morning. She had no need for such sustenance and toyed with the idea of throwing them out ( Read more... )

Jones was sitting in her office examining the small creature that had attached itself to her leg. It was trying its best to bite and penetrate her skin but so far it did not seem to be having any luck ( Read more... )

You have reached the answering machine for Jones. Leave a message and I will get back to you if I deem it important.

"I don't understand," Eglamore said with a huff. "This is all ridiculous ( Read more... )

The TL;DR version:

• Jones comes from the webcomic Gunnerkrigg Court
• She's an immortal being who is virtually indestructible with incredible strength
• Most of that comes from being incredibly dense and heavy. She doesn't like to call attention to it.
• Jones doesn't really have emotions. Or at least not like normal people do. She claims that all her ( Read more... )