Voice Mail

[wandering_stone]

You have reached the answering machine for Jones. Leave a message and I will get back to you if I deem it important.

Comments

[vdistinctive]

from here

"Don't get me wrong, sweetheart, I'm flattered. But I'm pretty sure I'm not father material. Leave the baby out of the equation and maybe we can talk."

[wandering_stone]

[ Here, here and here.

Wacky Phones!

[bitten_notshy]

[From here]

"Sod off. You should be so lucky as to hear about my porn. And I don't have herpes."

RE: Wacky Phones!

[wandering_stone]

Here, here and here