I dreamt that a tiny black bear cub came wandering out of the woods and made me its mom and I nursed it from my own (non-ursine) breast.

Something is wrong with my hormones, guys. Apparently, going off birth control makes you really want to have babies. Not like get pregnant... you know, just take other people's babies. Bear babies, sometimes.

Everyone: I must insist that you visit Naked Michael Tabor's weblog and witness his amazing new series of artwork. Here is a taste of what you will find:


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Listen up:

Michael Tabor = I'm a crab hotel

DO YOU LOVE ANAGRAMS?? OF COURSE YOU DO, MOTHERFUCKER!

Ask nice, and I'll make some for you. Leave a comment here, or email me at sadiemartha@earthlink.net. Diggy?

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"You don't love a radish
You cannot control a radish
A radish might change size"

...20Q.net is really neat. Go play with a robot.

About 1/3 of my cds have been slated for sale/barter/adoption already. There are still a few "legitimate" titles left, if you look hard enough.

Also: if anyone wants all four MxPx cds, I'll give 'em to you for $5. My poor babies need a good home.

Alright kids, here's the deal: I have culled out some three-dozen cds of mine that I feel no longer belong in my collection, either because I'm ashamed to own them, ashamed that I don't listen to them, or am just indifferent to them and they're taking up space. I offer you these cds at a very reasonable price (we'll discuss that below); after two ( Read more... )

Tonight, I am burning cds. If anyone wants any cd in my or my mother's collection, Respondez Si Vous Plait! Quickly! I'll only be at this another few hours!

Pasta! It's good pasta! Better luke-cold than hot or cold, huh? Yes ( Read more... )

I just thought you guys ought to know:

All two of my No Shame pieces _ever_ have both been chosen for their respective semesters' Best of No Shame Theatre Extravaganza.
Two for two. That's one-hundred percent.

Call me when YOU achieve a perfect track record. Maybe we can hang out.