I saw a little lady-snake sunning herself today. I sat down next to her and she didn't seem to mind. Then, me being a stupid kindergartner, I decided I had to touch her. You know, cuz when you're getting along so nicely it's always good to piss off the wildlife. She coiled up kinda and opened her little toothless mouth at me. It didn't scare me ( Read more... )

Which is sexier to you: a piece of avocado, or a piece of salmon?

Both are raw and unseasoned, cut in whatever size and shape is most desireable to you. Which one gives you a bigger boner when you put it in your mouth?

Are you sure?

My back is very sore.

Why?
And what do you propose to do about it?

So, you guys all missed out. Each and every one of you. Kava Kava & Yohimbe is the astounding rock phenomenon that your band could never be for some reason. Washington high school's avant-gardies and their parents LOVED us ( Read more... )

Boy hair is the one thing getting me through these last longest months of high school. I spend my 7+ hours each day staring at boy hair, entranced by boy hair, longing for hair that boys can somehow achieve through sheer neglect. Why is my hair so damned straight and fine? I should've been born a boy ( Read more... )

Either I'm tremendously dull or suicidally upopular.

In other news! Kava Kava & Yohimbe this Friday evening! At CSPS in Cedar Rapids! I don't know how to get there, do you? Anyway, I'll be wearing my last year's prom dress, and playing real actual drums instead of buckets. You'll like it if you come, but I'm pretty sure you won't. Well. Do it

SWEET! I am in a rock-and-roll BAND! With Michael "Tar Baby" Tabor, Jason "Vs. Freddy" Nebergall, and Matt "Matt Hart is a Mean Jerk" Hart! It's called Kava Kava and Yohimbe! We have rehearsal tomorrow for one hour, and then play a rock-and-roll show on Friday! In Cedar Rapids! I don't know what is the venue, nor the time! I hit a bucket with drum ( Read more... )

and now I'm tired. Our last flight yesterday was postponed, and then they said they were repairing it [the plane], and then they said that that tiny plane could only take 29 passengers (exactly the number of people in our group - SPOOKY!) and that three people would have to volunteer to take another flight, and only one guy did because the other ( Read more... )

Spain tomorrow. Oh God Jesus.

Um, I love all of you a good deal. Take care of yourselves and everyone else while I'm gone. And don't forget to share.

Sharing is caring, guys.

Ummmm... I'm really scared to go to Spain. Really scared. I love you.

Last night Erin and I had the giantest dinner at Sushi Popo. I'd never seen it so busy - every table was full and we had to wait 5 or 10 minutes to be seated, then they forgot to send a waiter to our table. The guy felt so bad that he brought us miso soup and edamame, on the house. We also had yam tempura and my customary order of Dynamite rolls ( Read more... )