I AM FUCKING. CRYING LMFAO I FUCKING CAN'T OMFG THIS WHOLE THING HAD ME LAUGHING BECAUSE BAEKHYUN'S SO DAMN SURE HE'S GONNA GET LAID AND THEN SUHO'S JUST "NO. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. NOP. NO" CAN I JUST: “What?” The Chinese boy looks like he’s going to crack. “You’re bottoming.” Joonmyun looks squarely at him. “What?” “You couldn’t even top a pizza anyway.” Baekhyun says and Joonmyun chokes back a chuckle when Zi Tao glares at them. LMFAO AND THEN THIS TOO: “Wow.” Baekhyun has the same reaction as Joonmyun, jaw slack and hips rubbing against the rapper’s pelvis, Zi Tao whimpering on top of him. “Yeah, you’re so not topping.” Zi Tao’s expression drops and stares at Baekhyun. “I too can top!” He is indignant. “Yeah, the floor.” But I think my favorite HAS to be: “Ah, gay, straight, Portuguese, it doesn’t matter. All I’m saying is that a couple of nice earth-shattering orgasms for a birthday gift does not sound so bad.” BUT THAT CUTE LITTLE GIF OF POOKIE AT THE END OMFG its like you WANT to torture us me OTL
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I found this solo funny yet sooo hot!!!
I mean, comparing dick sizes... LOL~
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holy shit
if only this could happen in real life LOL
LMAO at tao never topping!!!
loved this!
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so glad you liked this! thank you for reading!
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I wish this was true, so hot XD
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AM FUCKING.
CRYING LMFAO
I FUCKING CAN'T OMFG THIS WHOLE THING HAD ME LAUGHING BECAUSE BAEKHYUN'S SO DAMN SURE HE'S GONNA GET LAID AND THEN SUHO'S JUST "NO. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. NOP. NO"
CAN I JUST: “What?” The Chinese boy looks like he’s going to crack.
“You’re bottoming.” Joonmyun looks squarely at him.
“What?”
“You couldn’t even top a pizza anyway.” Baekhyun says and Joonmyun chokes back a chuckle when Zi Tao glares at them.
LMFAO AND THEN THIS TOO: “Wow.” Baekhyun has the same reaction as Joonmyun, jaw slack and hips rubbing against the rapper’s pelvis, Zi Tao whimpering on top of him.
“Yeah, you’re so not topping.”
Zi Tao’s expression drops and stares at Baekhyun. “I too can top!” He is indignant.
“Yeah, the floor.”
But I think my favorite HAS to be: “Ah, gay, straight, Portuguese, it doesn’t matter. All I’m saying is that a couple of nice earth-shattering orgasms for a birthday gift does not sound so bad.”
BUT THAT CUTE LITTLE GIF OF POOKIE AT THE END OMFG
its like you WANT to torture us me OTL
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that was kinky as hell, very hot
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