YUCKY YUCK YUCK

[sakopoo2002]

I don't feel very good today. I didn't go to school and I didn't go to work. I have a stuffy nose, my eyes won't stop watering, I'm coughing and sneezing like crazy, and i have a horrible headache. One word describes all of that: YUCK

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Im my own grandpa

[i_hate_journals]

many many years ago, when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed. this made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life, for my daughter was my mother for she was my fathers wife. To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. my little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad, and so became my uncle though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle then that also made him brother to the widows grown-up daughter who of course was my stepmother. my fathers wife then had a son who kept him on the run, and he became my grandchild because he was my daughters son. my wife is now my mothers mother and it makes me blue, because although she is my wife shes my grandmother, too. if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild, and everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild. As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

i screwed my own grandpa

[critterkllr]

patrick, you have mighty feet. you have feet that are mighty. as mighty as paul bunion and babe (his little talking pig). Haha that little pig is so cute. you ever see that movie where babe goes to the big city? lol, oh my god it's the most adorable thing ever will you cuddle with me patrick?