Yes, I would like a tattoo of Hello Kitty flipping Karl Rove off

 
meme from ash

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 no, actually I have spent the last 5 hours installing drivers and updates on my computer.  Huh.  And I'm still not done.

 waiting to be connected to tech support would be unbearable were it not for speakerphone.  Are there really people who don't know how to shut down their computers?  People whose problem is that the moniter isn't plugged in?  I wish they'd just have the annoying elevator music.

I love drunk texting from concerts! lol

J throws stuffed pig at A
A: Do you want me to love this pig?
J: No, I want you to throw it into a time vortex

Heroes: Haven't you read Shakespeare?  When the father challenges the son, only one is left standing
Jon: I don't think that guy read it all the way through.  Everybody dies.  If he thinks one is standing, he didn't finish.

When I thought the liopleurodon was the coolest dinosaur ever, now there's predator x!

Our winningest season EVER!!! We won 2 out of 10 and our goal differential was only -17! From last season 1 out of 10 and -38 g/d and the season before 1/10 and -62! A year ago it was 0/10 and a g/d of -93. Go Squirrels! We still lost 2 games by more than 5, but we didn't loose any by 10 or more. Woo Hoo next season!

LOL
just saw an ad on weather channel for monsanto family farmers :)