I forgot that I secretly really like America's Best Dance Crew.

 LOL
Colberts sound advice on Borking judges sounds much funnier knowing that bork has another meaning in Swedish.

... last night I vividly dreamed about a delicious arugula sandwich.

Just saw an ad on Craigslist for Reprehensive Direct Sales.

 my insides hurt.

my gazpacho is too hot.  yummy but a little firey.

Remember Zines?

 if he had come back to earth, was about 19 and lived in a small Japanese apartment with Buddha?
http://www.onemanga.com/Saint_Young_Men/

 I hope this series gets licensed.  I would so buy it for my dad.

 I've just cleaned the messy apartment. Even the office. Even the fridge. I am tired and a little cranky and hungry.   However, I can't stand the thought of making anything, because it will make the kitchen dirty.

I love the slidy slip slope!