This is stupid.

Sakuya!

The party will be rescheduled once more to this weekend, Saturday the 17th. I do hope you all can make it. And that the town cooperates for once.

((Details here, feel free to reply to this or that thread if you wish to attend.))

[The following is in English and then again in Japanese]

The party has been postponed. Again. Until everyone can understand each other again.

Everyone has recovered I trust?

The party has been rescheduled to Saturday the 10th. Be sure to come~

((Information can be found here. Feel free to RSVP in this thread if you haven't already))

The party has been postponed until further notice.

((Remilia can be found in the attic. She's not lookin' too good.))

[This is sent to all houses with confirmed true people as per a list likely compiled by Sakuya, who we can assume is very thorough, being the perfect maid that she is. Thus, all of you.]

You are cordially invited to a party hosted by Remilia Scarlet, lady of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and youngest descendent of lord Vlad Tepes.

The gathering will be ( Read more... )

[To residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, unhackable]

What abilities has everyone regained?

[To Asura]

Father, I expect we shall soon be seeing guests. Clean the house and make it presentable. Also, while the decor is generally pleasant, it simply won't do. Change it.

[Private]

Hmmm... so that's what it is.

[Filtered to Sakuya, unhackable]

I no longer can subside on normal food. I will need you to resume your duties refining blood for me.

((People who know Remilia or see her may notice that, in addition to having bat wings she also has sharp vampiric canines.))

Kamina was it?

I demand a rematch.

In deference to your victory last time, I won't kill you after I win~

YOU DID WHAT!?

*A loud crashing sound can be heard as Asura goes FLYING out of his house, through a window, and into a tree, which snaps in half by the force of his impact.*