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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy58SaIRhs

i've just finished dressing salad before the main course, and i turn the tv on. it's WHEEL OF FORTUNE's intellectual hijinks!! FINAL SPIN ( Read more... )

this brand new episode of corner gas is brought to you by cheez whiz.
cheez whiz -- add personalityi'm impressed. words fail me. according to the laws of probabilities, the chances of finding a soulmate, the one and only perfect match in a single lifetime, are very near impossible ( Read more... )

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my favourite 12 cover blah blah blah stupid meme, here it goes.
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01 - oomph! - eisbär [grauzone]
02 - cat power - satisfaction [rolling stones]
03 - lxl - sabrina [einstürzende neubauten]
04 - yat-kha (albert kuvezin) - love will tear us apart [joy division]
05 - ausgang - i wanna be your dog [the stooges]
06 - d.i. - uncontrollable urge [devo]
07 - ( Read more... )

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mccain+supporters: right.
obama+supporters: left.

yes.

THIS WEEK -- THE STANGERS (2008) [Bryan Bertino], starring Liv TYLER!

here's how you save roughly an hour and fifteen minutes of your life. ready?

one hour and ten minutes:

suspense-suspense-suspense-climax!-suspense-climax!-suspense-suspense-suspense.

last five minutes:

GO FUCK YOURSELVES, AUDIENCE!

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you be the judge.

a friend of mine has this questionably obnoxious & difficult roommate. for the sake of this experiment (& purism in general), let's call him 'willy'.

recently, i found myself watching 'homewreckers', a CKY spinoff starring ryan dunn pulling & mostly teaching you how to prank the people you love/hate.

-+ one prank: the cheese deodorantingredients ( Read more... )