18 weeks OMG!!!

[sam_mendes]

Heheheh thanks Kateycakes for the nudge ;) We all know it was a wink wink nudge nudge omg just kidding!!

SO WHAT'S NEW IN THE LIFE OF SAM MENDES (if you're nastaaaay), YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF? Well I just don't know where to even begin!

I WAS NOT NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR MY AMAZING FILM JARHEAD :'( damn that Ang Lee, I will crush him and

Comments

[mnightshyamalan]

mr. mendes i want to fuck you with my new poodle smmookings because he looks like what you would look like if you were a dog. i want to go at it with you doggie style in the middle of down town brooklyn. cum make my dreamz come true.

[mnightshyamalan]

OMG I was so high when I left you that comment!!! I LOVE YOU SAMMY BEAR <333

[sam_mendes]

I LOVE YOU MORE, MY LITTLE COOCHIE COOCHIE let's buy a case of whipped cream canisters and get high and do it somewhere gross and in public like at Denny's!!!11