Alanis Morissette is ridiculous.

I went to Conan tonight and now I'm debating taping over "True Life: I'm Incredibly Socially Awkward" (which I still haven't seen). Elijah Wood and Jon Lovitz were guests, but more importantly, Max Weinberg played "The Pot" by TOOL after the monologue ( Read more... )

"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." -Jack Handey

My cable is broken again, so...

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Evil Dead is being made into a musical!

My friend nicknamed my dad "Papa Nascar."

I miss Data already.

Dear Devon Sawa,
Hitting a thrashing electrical wire with a metal shovel is a bad idea. So is signing on to do movies with lines like, "I have to do it! It's the only way we can cheat death again! I'll always be with you."

Love,
Jill

P.S. That includes signing up for the sequel.

If I could be anything, I think it would be either a mermaid or a robot. Robots can eat whatever they want, but being a mermaid ( Read more... )

Hey, the Gap. Fuck you for using Audrey Hepburn and AC/DC in your ads. Same goes for your stupid skinny black pants.
P.S. How did you do that?!

On the way back to my dorm I was almost killed by a bicyclist. I must be picking up some of the habits of the homeless guys that inhabit the Bowery because I spent the rest of the walk back mumbling about how fucking bikers need to get off their banana seats and walk. Seriously though, be a man.

Things have been frikkin crazy around here. People bursting in to eat brownies, getting kicked out of class, having run-ins with the Salvation Army Band. I made an easy to read chart to sum it up ( Read more... )