Froey, why does my head hurt?

And why are we in a cave?

On the way to the point in time where my younger self landed in the future.

I can't believe I've been hijacked by my pint-sized brother.

*Paints Faramir action figure day-glow orange*

Though I travelled back all the long years to this blissful time of serenity, though all the survivors from my time depended so keenly upon me, I have failed.

The events of yesterday clearly show that I did not arrive in time. The child, Elfwine, will grow in power and madness. One day he will possess the Ring of Power and the Silmarils and then ( Read more... )

The last day or so has been spent quietly with his family, regaining his strength from the awful trip and struggling to piece together the memories of his mission.I think the decay began when Mayor Meriadoc Gamgee made incest legal... No, no, maybe it was before that ( Read more... )

A battered time machine returns to the spot where it left, but it is now pocked with age and scored with flash burns from weapons. Out of the device steps a figure at once familiar and yet so alien. The innocence and vanity have been shorn from him as one might tear the petals from a rose ( Read more... )

Bored. So, we've been back for days and absolutely nothing has been going on - oh, sure, there've been the usual fights and stuff...but...

*sigh*

Somewhere near Ethring, a busted time machine sputters as cross-wired circuits and toasted components spark to life. With a faint warble, the construct piffs out of space and time and winds up under the ( Read more... )

Abandoned.

This is worse than being fucking aborted. At least then we weren't hungry and we had Hungry Hungry Hippos to play.

Apparently, our parents don't love us.

*shudder*

F-F-Fine. Fuck 'em. I don't care.

There's no food in the pantry and no clean laundry. So I'm just going to walk around naked and starving until I finally die from

I was just reflecting on how incredibly cute I am. I thought I'd make an icon (er, have it made) to show you all.

That's really the only reason for this post.

Oh, yes, I have plans for that fat old fuck who claims to be Mayor.

oh and someone should buy me and Froey paid accounts =)

*sulking in his room until he hears this under his window*

o.O!!!

*bolts into the hallway, scrambles to the entry, nearly crashes into Sam at the front door, kicks him hard in the knee, and runs after Frodo*

WAITFORMEEEEEEMOMMYDADDDYYYYYYY!!!

*grumble*

I was trying to be nice and all, make everyone kids again, make a fake G-G for Elly, but no, people just can't be thankful.

My new friend darklordsauron has been giving me pointers on how to be a Dark Lord.

So, first off, Stelly is my consort. That means she's almost as powerful as me and helps me beat up my minons ( Read more... )