Everything is going perfectly. Now my legions of Orcs shall...

Fuck, they weren't supposed to be kids too!!

*sulks*

Fine. I'll just sit here and bask in my evil glory.

My own...my Precious...

I have decided that all you mean fuckers need to learn a lesson so you'lll stop being mean to kids. All you fucks... (any I can reach, anyway) are gonna be kids now.

You got it. Maybe you'll remember why it's not nice to be mean.

((thanks to Dreamiflame for the idea. No, you obviously don't have to play along.))

We made it to Rivendell late last night, crashed for a while stole more food bought some provisions and took off again ( Read more... )

...but my brother has the One Ring. Something about Hobbits named Frodo, I tell ya...

So, anyway, the dork isn't going to use it. He wants to destroy it take it far away. So, he's leaving the Shire and I have to go with him or he'll get lost.

On the bright side, Pete the Oliphaunt is going with, so we can ride on him.

*sigh*

I'm already bored.

...

*snaps out of catatonia, finally free of the feeling of water closing in around him.*

Oh...what's been going on...?

*reads about Mer and Billy*

Urk!!!

OH MY GOD, MOMMY, DADDY, WE HAVE GAMGEE BLOOD AS MUCH AS WE GOT BAGGINS BLOOD, ARE FROEY AND I GONNA HAVE TO DO THAT? ARE WE DOOMED TO DO SICK THINGS LIKE THAT? IS THERE ANY HOPE?

*sob**

Uh, well, we seem to have burned down peterjackson's house. I kinda dropped the flamethrower and ran, and I think there was an explosion or something.

Now we're running as fast as we can back home...and work on a way to blame this on someone else.

He took away my swords!!!

*sulks*

Fine. I still have my throwing stars, my smoke bombs and other ninja-y things.

Come on Froey, it's on to Mr. Jackson's house.

Whoever this guy is, he made it so Mommy and Daddy couldn't even SEE me an' Froey, and now they've run away to the Havens or something and we're all alone, and I HATE IT ( Read more... )

Froey and I just want to give real live virtual love to the Muns of Samwise and Frodo for enduring our unexpected arrival. We weren't sure what to expect, andwere a little worried we might upset you.

Just wanted to say thanks to you and to all the others who have welcomed us in. I haven't laughed this hard in forever.

How do you guys say...

LOVE ( Read more... )

Well, life is wonderful. I love my family. I am so happy I almost want to cry or write in italics.

Yesterday, Froey and I fought and then made up, Daddy got us a bunch of toys which shows how much he loves us, and then we hung out with Gramps and laughed at poor people.

When we got home, Daddy tucked us in and told us a story. It was about how he ( Read more... )