and emailing even though I never answer the anything, you may be reassured to know I'm still Not Dead Yet. I just hate the phone. If you are Johnathan reading this, you can safely assume that I'm a schmutz, and thank you for remembering my halloween-amaversary. I am wracked with guilt every time I think about how I should call you back but instead ( Read more... )

A long time ago, there was strife in the kingdom of Middle Earth ( Read more... )

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Happy Canada Day.

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Sorry I haven't emailed anyone in a bazillion years. I kept meaning to but then got lazy. Such an easy, easy thing to do. Practice and all that. Anywhoo, in a nutshell, things stand thus ( Read more... )

A frame-grab from the elusive drunk penguin episode of The Critic. Are you paying attention, Ben?

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Our pilot is a penguin...

... and he's been drinking!


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Haw Haw. Bet you thought I'd write something useful here, didnja? Sucker.
Mood? I can be in a moody mood, a nerdy mood, a quixotic mood, but no sarcastic? Whatta buncha ass-hats.

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