Donnie was not pleased when I told him I had not been able to arrest Russell. "What kind of half-cocked screw-up is this?" he raged. "It was a simple grab-and-bag ( Read more... )

The peon made his move this morning. He used a public terminal to make it harder to trace him. I triggered the program I had bought and set loose in the network, waited until he was done, verified that the program had captured enough incriminating information, and walked up to him ( Read more... )

Donnie has informed me of a potential crime that may be committed today. It appears that a CEO has been involved in info-crimes of the highest order. He is working on his case involving the CEO, but has offered to allow me to arrest some of the CEO's peons in the meantime. He will receive a portion of my income from these exercises in law ( Read more... )

huskyscotsman is making me do a meme. O humanity.

( avert your eyes from the information about books )

It is time once again for Sargent to wax nostalgic about fatherhood. Hidden behind the lj-cut tag, I give you

( To Elijah on His First Birthday )

I fear I have been low on inspiration lately, and the chronicles of my rise to power remain unfinished for now. I understand this may prevent me from being considered for an Emmy due to a lack of episodes during the relevant period ( Read more... )

My days have become routine. As is now my custom, I had a meeting with Hiram and gathered up both my portion of the take and a list of people who I could and should apprehend in the next week. We have a portion of a new no-work contract for one of the larger data warehouses in the city. I should learn more about politics as well as businesses, as ( Read more... )

Every few weeks, those of us who are subcontractors for this particular PP station are required to attend a morning briefing on top-grossing unsolved crimes. It is meant to be both informative and morale-boosting. In reality it is a waste of time ( Read more... )

With much planning and attention to detail, it is possible to align the forces of nature such that they work for you. The universe can be a finely-tuned machine, and that machine should work for you ( Read more... )

I do intend to continue this weblog in the manner to which you have become accustomed, but recent events have intervened. I have once again hidden the main text of this entry to spare those who aren't interested in a rather maudlin eulogy.

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