DAMMIT!

[satan_dot_com]

Journal Entry for day #23,091,881,998,691

Well, I'm finally back at The Pad....sort of. Got bored, so I went ahead and took up God on His idea to go on Trading Spaces for their special deity edition episode. I know full well the fucker cheated! He pulled Vern ...His pearly ass gated castle looks absolutely fantastic(did His entryway)...love

Comments

[kingfox]

So, what was it like working with Vern? I love his shit usually.

It's a damn shame about Amy Wynn's eternal soul. She's a cute one, and sure knows how to handle a circular saw.

[poetmatt]

can't you just blow up everyone on the show in the name of satan or something? Wouldnt' that add some nice blood to smear on the walls?

[songbird81]

Think of it this way...at least you didn't have Hilda doing your place.

Thank gods for small favors.

[buffalogal]

Franks designs ARE evil and scary. I sure the heck wouldn't want to live in his creation. Country Crap. You should have him design a torture chamber, that's where you put those with good taste. Staring at that crap will surely drive them mad.....

[denythethree]

Barn animals can be scary. Just get Da Vinci in from the Malebolge and have him paint some severed limbs in their gaping maws, or something.

Nothing scarier than a cow gnawing on your thigh.