I can't stand it. I really, really hate Chuck. I want to make a little tofu sculpture of him and kick its (giant, scowling) head off ( Read more... )

why the fuck has nobody heard of Kelly? every time I try to tell somebody about it, they're all like "OH YAH TOTALLY KNEW ABOUT THAT LIKE 9 YRS AGO SO OLD LOL", but every single fucking person who asks me what I'm dressing up as for Halloween is like "Kelly? from YouTube? huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ( Read more... )

so we finally started watching Gossip Girl last night, which is snarky and melodramatic and fun, and as I already hate Chuck with the burning flames of a thousand suns, I casually mention ( Read more... )

is that you can have a pumpkin pie blizzard(!!!) for breakfast, and no one can tell you a damn thing about it.

(also there's the whole not-going-to-work thing, which is made of YES.)

or does Crown taste even better in the middle of the day when you're supposed to be working?

COWBOY BEBOP LIVE ACTION MOVIE IN THE WORKS.

if this is a joke, I'm going to kill people, because I am fucking soiling myself right now AND I JUST BOUGHT THESE JEANS.

wtf wtf wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around, head explodes*

I'm tired of the colors on here, but I'm too lazy to change it.

it's pretty fucked up when you're too lazy to do something that consists solely of clicking a button.

yeah, that's right. I'm bringin' lazy back. *thinks about dancing; naps instead*

I finally finished reading Dracula!

It's 359 pages. I think I've been reading it for like a year.

I feel like a curse has been lifted from my life.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I found Borat juvenile and grasping and only occasionally funny.

does that make me boring?

or just old? :/

exhibit a:


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