Well, a few more days have passed and my cats still have not physically touched each other ( Read more... )

His cry is like a tiny bird, echoing off the walls of the laundry ( Read more... )

It's the strangest feeling, to grow up before your own eyes ( Read more... )

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you ( Read more... )

We just had a fire drill. We circled our way down 18 flights of stairs, our shaky legs then having to hold us up on the corner a few blocks away with the ugly sun turning our armpits into sweaty swamps of stench. At 5'1'', I'm generally right under it ( Read more... )

I never update often enough over here so when I come back to it, there's so much to fill in ( Read more... )

It's 5pm on a weekday. The sun is a tired orange glow, softly warming the limbs of the rushing horde of office workers stampeding into the train station ( Read more... )

Once more, it's been a long time since I updated here and I'm home sick for the second time in two weeks, so now is as good a time as any ( Read more... )

I'm back on lj to wish a Happy Birthday to one of the most talented, creative, intelligent and hilarious people I've met in my life ( Read more... )

i'm temping today for a company that essentially runs apartments.. i dunno how to explain it, but anyway.. it's dead quiet here and i've got free run of the internet but..

i'm so bored.

gimme hilarious things to look at.

or spend all your time commenting hilarious anecdotes about things what are funny.