I've invested in a dryer. It gave me an idea for something (which I didn't end up writing this time around, unfortunately). I was going to have that short Ryoma fellow beta the first one, but I believe he said he felt too aroused. Or was it embarrassed? I don't quite recall ( Read more... )

Akutsssssssssssssssu.

I need you something you...er.

Er.

I've never quite hosted an anonymous meme before. I suppose now is the time? Carpe diem, and all that sort of business.

THE SSSSSSSSEX CONFESSIONALConfess something anonymously. It doesn't have to be about sssssssex. It can be about...wanting to have sex. Or about how eating bananas makes you feel rather inappropriate ( Read more... )

Hm. Quite a few of you internet savvy fellows (and fellettes?) have been offering drabbles of different sorts. I confess I haven't been able to think much of what I'd like to read. Perhaps it would be better to offer drabbles of my own, to get a better idea ( Read more... )

Title: Things
Author: SsssSSSssSSSss
Fandom: That One
People: Amongst others? the_jacksparrow, datapwns, myself and bigbadakutsu (because a fic without him is a grievance).
Notes: Shopping and other activities.

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So.

Hydrantsssssssssssss...

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I wasn't quite aware that I was in possession of a plot hole. It seems to be the popular thing these past...well, day. Since putting in the plumbing, I've been rather too happily flushing to give much thought to many things other than conquests, necessary evil, wing care and re-watching some of my favourite Monty Pythons. (What? Demons can have ( Read more... )

My toilet is clogged.

All the unholy curses, pleas and demonic looks and...nothing.

Still clogged.

There's got to be a manual or something somewhere. This is not on. Not on at all, really.

Bloody buggering toilets! Oh sure, wave of the future. Stupid blasted Romans and their inept, so-called "advanced" technology. Bloody headache, is what ( Read more... )

Title: And Then There Was Sex
Author: SsssSSSssSSSss
Fandom: That One
People: bigbadakutsu/sauntered
Notes: How many will it take?
Warnings: Food and sex in the same place, as it were. Be forewarned. Dan is not allowed to read this.

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Oh, Shishido.