Only 3 things keep me from getting bored: Wars, zoos, and shrimp cocktails. Man fuck, reality is a poor subsitute for my dreams, I can't wait to leave and come home.

Counterculture is necessary for culture, right? What the fuck am I talking about. Dictionary for you, and by that, I mean internet dictionary, because you're too lazy. FCS kids were kinda dopey today. New one came in by the name of Luke. He sat in the corner sucking his thumb. So I went over, I said, "Hey there Mr. Skywalker, nice shoes, I have the ( Read more... )

maybe i'll become a comedian, just a stoned comedian though. a vamp stooge.
like my dad spilt mountain dew on me. i thought, man this sucks, now my pants are gonna be all yellow. and then i thought, wait, mountain dew isn't even a color, it's neon. that's not fair...

i only write for myself in here i feel like. oh, so secluded, my fault. later i'll read this and frown on myself for being so immature. i got a job, oh well.

come to think of it, i'm not friends with anybody who reads this

I'm 18 years old and I regret almost everything I have ever done in my life, including ever meeting Heartbreaker.

I had a dream where I met this girl, she was so awesome. I don't even know what it was about her that made her awesome, but the feeling I got when I was with her was unbelievable. I've pretty much decided on not waiting on a girl, and I'm going to date every girl I can within my abilities to find that feeling I got in my dream. Why do you feel ( Read more... )

Too bad I'm not Britney Spears, or more people would read this. But then again, I'm probably much more interesting than her. It's like a pro/con deal. So which would you rather be, famous and boring, or infamous and intersesting?

I fucking hate this place.

Childhoods are pretty good. I reckon I oughta start writing mine down before I get too old to remember. I learned a life lesson from South Park.