I was in WaWa, reading a magazine, and a clerk came up to me and said, "Sir, this is not a library." So I said, "Alright! I will talk louder then!" After that, this kid who's not really my friend goes, "Man your friend Lucy has got a nice butt." I was like, "I bet she sits down excellently." Then I proceeded to kick that kid in the face for being

I heard of this stage in life before. Where everything seems surreal. Does, it really does. Last night, I woke up paralyzed, it happens to people often. I'm very interested in brains and dreams. This is what I found ( Read more... )

Baloni gave me a great idea. I'm going to make fortune cookies that say:

Get a life.
Stop looking at cookies for solutions to your problems.

I couldn't stand to leave man. It is weird. But it's all good. Me and Sallie are getting married. Say we have kids, names ( Read more... )

You know I never understood what the fuck people were talking about until I heard the tone rise. Listen to me when I tell you I really don't give a shit about you as a human being, but more so as an amoeba without feelings. Please, with that cherry on top, do yourself a favor. Whatever the favor may be, let it favor me. I hate you and your stupid ( Read more... )

I missed my train. Yes! No more worries.

Everybody changed except for Jessy. She's the only one who hasn't changed since last week. I respect her. She's also my best friend. Jennifer hasn't really changed either. We talked for a long time yesterday about nothing. It was cool. It's so cold. I'm going to pick up the pictures, see ya gaytor.

I'll be making some cd's, so any of you people who don't read this can buy one. What, nevermind. They are free, I won't sell a single one. I just want you to listen to what is going to take over. I'm so glad now. No more drama or anything. I'm sorry momma.

I like to wear cotton sweaters with holes where the thumbs should be. I can't wait to see some people again. It probably won't be that fun though. When I move back, i'll be done with highschool, so there is no point in life anymore. College has too many great expectations of you. Like, to be social, and smart. I'm not either. I'm nostalgic, and ( Read more... )

I hope it's for real this time, and you never talk to me again. You're just too cool for me. Makes me sick how some people can change so much. Best friends my butt. Have a good life, won't see you before Christmas.