I don't want a video player with a mini screen, but I have about 20-30 gigs worth of my CDs and LPs that I have turned into MP3s, with more on the way. What I have been doing until now is burning about 200 songs at a time onto CDs, and playing them on my CD/MP3 Walkman. In the case of DJ gigs, I have been occasionally using a laptop in ( Read more... )

My mom is a pediatric nurse, and has noticed that among Caucasian, middle-class teenagers, there is a dramatic increase in staphococcus infections, especially around recent body modifications. We got to talking about why, and this was my theory. I presented it to the doctors at the office, and they agreed. Cool ( Read more... )

I laughed like a middle-schooler.

Two farts filmed with an infared camera...wrong, so wrong.

http://www.dump.com/jqmwe/

I hereby proclaim:

I am Emperor James I of Earth, Lord Protector of Mars.

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I always used to be bothered that as a lapsed Catholic who has my own sense of faith and God not contained by an organized religion, how people who claimed to be religious knew so little of any of the other religions, and almost none had read any of their holy texts, like the Book of Mormon, the Bakhivad-Gita, or the Koran ( Read more... )

Hmm. I saw them half a dozen times in the 80's, so I guess this makes sense.

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Giant girl puppet:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1522158746296131750

I love how they have to use a crane and block and tackle to control the puppet.

Heh. It reads like those badly printed instructions you get in the box of do it yourself cheap furniture.

All Lindsay's bad grammar are belong to us.

Lohan sends her condolences to Altman's family
Updated 11/21/2006 7:26 PM ET
Lindsay Lohan released a statement Tuesday extending her condolences to Robert Altman's family:

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I realized that it was not the music of the Grateful Dead that I hated.

It was their fans.

Well, it's nostalgic for me.

Here's a 1997 pic of my friend Jeff talking to me while I was DJing at the Melody Bar in New Bruswick, NJ. I am very grateful to Jeff for sending it to me.

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