Courtesy of Lissa:

Today is Meth Awareness Day.

So start eating sugar, commence obsessive picking at your face, and don't brush your teeth!

"Wired Philadelphia" rocks.

You can surf the Web while you drive.

That is all.

"So, Tyra, the fire burned away half my face, and the skin grafts have been very painful."

"Oh, I know what you mean! Once, on a model shoot in Barbados, the sun was soooo hot I thought half my face was going to burn off!"

The best part is that Tyra will have the burn victim consoling HER.

Oprah gave out cars to her audience, Tyra gave out

See for yourselves. Did I get "owned" by this person?

Over the course of many years, I have bemoaned the lost art of starting conversation, how to start up conversations with strangers, and making sure to be widely informed, so that I could converse intelligently with almost anyone ( Read more... )

If he "doesn't know you exist," stop writing about it here, like we'll care too, and dump his narrow-hipped, white-belted, girl-pants wearing ass.

There are plenty of other bad choices in emotionally distant males you can bring home to disappoint your parents.

I wish I had a magic TV, that let me focus in on any person in the world.

Sometimes, I also wish that with that magic TV, there was a "smite" button on the remote control.

iF yOu tYpE lYkE tHiS, use weird fonts, colors that are pale and low-contrast in your typeface, center-justify prose writing, or never use capitalization or punctuation, you are NOT showing how unique, individualistic, and special you are ( Read more... )

Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. Post your list in your journal, and give out some letters of your own; leave a comment for me here so I can read your list ( Read more... )

And I am a vegetarian.

The chick express

They look like popcorn.