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[saying_things]

OH MY GOD.

Stupid. Me. Sort of.

The End.

Oh wait, also, Happy Valentine's Day to all of you who don't believe it's just some commercialized ploy to blah blah blah whatever just go eat some chocolate and be happy that your LJ people love you. :-)

I WILL BE YOUR VALENTINE. SO PUT A CORK IN IT AND QUIT YOUR WHINING.

Comments

[chezmax]

Yay!

And will you have jungle monkey marathon sex with me?

[saying_things]

Yay! Of course I will. Gay Canadian Jungle Monkey Marathon Sex. GCJMMS, for those in the know.

[ryl]

Can I call you Al?

[saying_things]

If I can be your bodyguard.

[kidzero]

I'M NOT WHINING, BITCH! TAKE YOUR DAMNED FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!

ALSO, SEX!

I have no idea where that came from. I've not slept much the last couple weeks, and I think thats readily apparent.

[saying_things]

I THINK IT'S REDDI WHIP.

(neither have I)

[ex_kiakaha487]

omg! you got me a flower!! i am so touched! thank you!!! :D

happy vd!!
xxox.

[saying_things]

You're welcome!

Happy Gonnorreah!