i...hate....being...awake...before... night time ( Read more... )

i am in the fowlest of moods right now. my dad is being such a fucking dick head. he keeps giving me words of wisdom which are totally innapropriate. 'alyssa dont walk around in pjs that show off your cleavage, u cant do that in college you will get alot of men staring at your chest' HELLO? I WILL BE SURROUNDED BY GAY GUYS. AHHHHHHHHHHRRGGG FUCK IT ( Read more... )

im 18, and finally my dad is giving me the sex talk. this is so great because i promised him that i knew more about safe sex and protection and babies than he did...i just spent 5 minutes explaining to him about the benefits of the shot. i just spend the past 30 minutes though.. explaining to him about the many different STDs and if they are ( Read more... )

okay, so last night was probably close to the greatest night of my life. first time i have ever been drunk, hmmmmmmmmm vodka=battery acid. yummm. that really was an amazing time.... wooooo... i might give details if u want them ( Read more... )

work... is...tired ( Read more... )

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three days of beach camping. bleh ( Read more... )

okay, so how the fuck did i last 2 years w/out eating jumbo breaded shrimp again? im sorry, i mean it... i loved being a vegitarian, but the conditions were perfect. mark took me to the santa monica peir at night for a stroll on the shore, dinner, rides and ice cream ( Read more... )

IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS JEANIE AND I ARE PLANNING A TRIP UP TO THE BAY AREA. MY MOM GAVE APROVAL, AND WE ARE WORKING ON PRICES RIGHT NOW. ITLL LOOK LIKE IT MIGHT COST AROUND $150 FOR A TICKET, FOOD AND HOTEL FOR EACH PERSON ( Read more... )

i still havnt bounced back from grad night. opening my eyes today was the worst feeling ever, not one cell in my body wanted to get up for work, i had to spend $5 on a starbucks w/ 3 shots of espresso before work ( Read more... )