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Serruh

I just got mad, so I decided to type out the rage. I'm watching the CNN election coverage, and Anderson keeps saying "Oh my God! I've never seen a vote this close! Only about 600 votes separate Clinton and Obama!" Ok, first of all there's 24% of the vote in, and I'm pretty sure in 2000 in Florida the final margin was less than that. Second, it ( Read more... )

The law school musical finally ended last weekend after eleventy billion hours of inefficient rehearsal and bickering and bitching between the directors. Olivia and EC were constantly screaming at each other, and it was hilarious! "EC, can we go over the..." "No, Olivia! God! I am in charge, we cannot go over something just because you want to ( Read more... )

All four of the Baldwins have a show on TV right now. It's the first time in history that four siblings have had shows at the same time. That is so cool and important ( Read more... )

I'm so into Morgellons lately. It's this disease where you feel this constant crawling sensation like there are bugs all over your skin. That's because there are tiny bugs just under the surface of your skin that will frequently emerge through lesions. These bugs look like blue and red fibers. The disease also causes problems with brain ( Read more... )

I know I've said it before, but Junior is sooooo fucked up. I hadn't watched the end of the movie when I wrote that last entry. Toward the end, when he is 8.5 months pregs, Arnold is whisked away to a pregfarm (sp?) because the scientific community is after him. Emma Thompson, the unknowing egg donor, comes to visit him. (Obviously he is ( Read more... )

Junior is one fucked up movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger is pregs, but the nasty part is that the baby is just swimming around in his abdomen. It makes me feel icky like someone is kicking my vital organs. It's also gross when Arnold is about to engage in sex acts with Emma Watson while he's 6-months pregs with her baby but she doesn't know it. It' ( Read more... )

Here's what I think is weird: the kids in my class have started a facebook group based on something that a professor said less than 24 hours ago. I'm all for harboring creepy sexual fascinations about professors and walking past his house even though it's not on my way home, but I draw the line at academic lustings. Smartness and cleverness are ( Read more... )

I got an email from President Brodhead about the drought in Durham. Apparently it's the worst in recorded history. (Why I got this email is a good question and one which will be addressed in an upcoming entry entitled "Duke Can Stop e-Annoying Me Now.") Anyway, the email provided a link to some suggestions for how I, as a current Duke student, ( Read more... )

Today I saw a squirrel eat a peanut and then bury the shell. I got really close to him, and he changed my life.