See, if I was retard, or 12!, I'd have a good reason for having totally retarded taste in music!
According to JB (Hi-Fi, that is), I'm no longer 'alternative'. I'm EMO! What the hell, people? All of you would have known this before now! Why didn't you tell me? givemethegun, I'm looking at you! What's that? Oh! So that IS what you were telling me! Oh. ... shit ( Read more... )

That's right kids! The new voice of K.I.T.T. from the new Knight Rider tele-movie!


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I should have been blogging from when I was young. And blogging hardcore, like every second or third thought. Why? Um...

See, I always knew that the invisible man would be blind, ever since I watched Memoirs of an Invisible Man, though they don't say it in that movie. The only people who knew that I knew this were very drunk at the time, as was I ( Read more... )

I've totally bought into a Hollywood craze and I'm not disappointed. For a change ( Read more... )

The comic currently up on xkcd.com ?
Well, yesterday, I didn't get it.
Today, I got it.
Why? Because of the serendipitous timing of having just read about the topic in:
Beginning Mac OSX Program.

I am a NERD! Hurray! Hooray!

Onomatopoeia aside, I can not recall the last time I had a good whinge. More importantly, you can not recall, either. So enjoy!

( Dare to guess who fills me with the fury and rage and furage today? )

Some time ago, there were questions posed about (and an episode of Futurama dedicated to the concept of) people marrying robots ( Read more... )

This is no middle ground; I can't tell if it's going to be awesome or a total piece of shit!!

GO Speed Racer GO.

You were wonderful.

Are you what smells in my flat right now ( Read more... )

In related news, guess who hasn't had enough cigarettes this year!

GUESS! I demand it!

Are you destroyed yet? I am angry with furious rage, after all.