a couple of days ago, Niffler called me at 2:15AM to basically tell me that she doesn't want to lose me as a friend. She told me I have the "soul of a musician" and that I was a true artist and all sorts of stuff. She told me that she wants to buy a car and kidnap me, taking me to Florida with her ( Read more... )

My roommates paid rent on time. It was beautiful ( Read more... )

I has no driver's license. I has bike instead. My bike is awesome looking. It's older than I am, though. It was my dad's, but he doesn't ride it. I fixed it up myself and made it road-worthy ( Read more... )

to find the best beer available in my community...most of you reading this don't care, but I'm writing this to keep a record. read if you like ( Read more... )

the weekend before last, I said rent's due next weekend. They (specifically Dustin) said they know it ( Read more... )

Hey, I have a house now. Just so you know....I really want Beth and Nelson's number/s. I got a new phone and lost them. Read this, Beth ( Read more... )

The flood waters did not rise up to my house. Actually....the roof is just rotted out. water (somehow) seeped up through my floor and destroyed half the carpet, my bed, a few other things I don't care about ( Read more... )

Yeah....there was this Diana. She was super to me....for about 24 hours. Then a few signs came along. She frustrated me. She insulted my character on several occasions. She did petty teenage things to me. For instance, the most questions she asked me were when a friend of hers gave her a questionnaire (like a 50 question survey thing....myspace ( Read more... )

I'm sure I'm not alone in this, so I'm gonna tell ya what it iz....Ever have that mood where you feel like your only friend is the internet? That's how I iz right now. That usually happens in the wee hours of the morning. Here's what happened yesterday ( Read more... )

I'm doing people favors. I'm not getting any slack. I was faced with a test of character about a month or two ago. My roommate started letting his girl spend the night in his bed. I decided that since it didn't really harm me, I'd let it go. I know what its like to sleep next to and wake up with a woman. I wouldn't deny anybody that pleasure unless ( Read more... )