Allergies, Allergies, Allergies... experience the joys of runny noses, itchy watery eyes, and constant sneezing... add in some killer bees from Africa and you'll achieve an 80% accuracy reading for today. Under these circumstances, does one expect me to throw on a bra-like water resistant top and fill up a tiny sub-adult pool while playing really ( Read more... )

I will one day be able to make myself pencil thin so that I can fit through almost anything and serial killers will never be able to catch me. Like a mouse. I will also acquire the immune system of a mouse for those fuckers never get sick and then I will never have to wait in the university health center for 2 and a half hours waiting for a doc to ( Read more... )

There's a reason my roomate wanted to take pictures of dead cats. There's a lack of drive that insists my cousin sleep through most of his classes. The inner turmoil manifests itself as an outer grace for some and sarcastic anger for others. Solar weather is not something to be messed with, there's a standup comedian named earthquake on the ( Read more... )

I'm constantly hearing the distant hum of generators. Is that an inner ear thing? Anyway, it's time now to educate the world on proper trash disposal. Not to sound like some kind of tree hugging hippie, but come on, we have trash cans for a reason people. Spring is right around the corner, I can feel it in by bones. I ventured out to WalMart today ( Read more... )

As day six of spring break comes to a close, I try to remember what it's like to care. Like the studious individual I strive to be, i brought school home with me...books, notes, homework. Instead I've been doing little more than watching tv and staring at the wall. I think i blacked out for a while, because when I came to, I was watching VH1. This ( Read more... )

I have learned a few things about myself over the past couple of days. I don't invest much in explosions. I just don't find an interest in them. I enjoy toast with margarine in the morning. I love the 1800's, I think it's the clothing and, of course, the demeanor. I enjoy individuals that make me think and I love all things Tyler. Spring Break ( Read more... )

sweet glucose-fructose syrup, the nectar of the gods. and of the flowers. I have recently been trying to come up with research topics. I am planning on starting a research project over the summer, but really I have no idea where to focus my studies. and if that wasn't enough, I have to seek out a professor to back my idea. right. I really like ( Read more... )

While roaming the forest, attach clothespins to the leaves you feel need them, they will thank you for it later Create a death ray from common household items and auction it off to the highest paying mouse, you'll be rolling in cheese before you know it Buy a 2-liter of orange soda and pour it on yourself while you walk to class Load up all your ( Read more... )

I've been trying to finalize my class schedule so that I can study abroad in Australia, as it turns out, my classes decided to get together and not offer themselves in the summer. Oh, the joy. Lately, I've been feeling as if simply being in the presence of many people has started to take a toll on me physically and emotionally. I'm fucking drained ( Read more... )

progress is a joke, the evolution of the human species is a lie, and we are all test subjects in some kind of fucked up worldwide experiment in which the test is to see how long they can get us to wait in line. But I don't want to seem impolite.