It's Travis. I'm probably out kicking some dude's ass. Leave a message.

[ooc: Please indicate whether it's ooc or ic]

( Contents and Key )

Warnings: Minor No More Heroes 2 spoilers. Decapitation.
Effects: (optional) Remorse, the thirst for revenge.

( public; you say we're not responsible but we are )

[There's some shuffling as Travis turns on the the Dreamberry's feed but as soon as it is, he doesn't delay to relay his message.]

All right, who's the fuckhead who thought signing me up would be funny? Haha, bastard. Just you wait until I figure out who hell are are!

[Looks like someone's not happy about this Secret Santa thing.]

[Hello, Somarium. If you aren't so busy ridding yourselves of rabid food, you may notice this little announcement blipping on your Dreamberry.]

While all you pussies are worrying about food running around and attacking, anyone else notice that thing back there? [He diverts the camera out the window to show the coliseum some ways away.] If I'm ( Read more... )

[Oh look, it's Travis again. He's got about three, maybe four, jackets on but he's still rubbing at his arms trying to get some heat into his system. With an eyebrow raised, he glares at the camera of the Dreamberry and man does he look as pissed as ever.]Fuck! Why the hell did it become so cold? It's almost like karma's getting back at me for what ( Read more... )

[The camera is focused on what looks like a very frustrated Travis Touchdown. He grimaces at the device before he opens his mouth to start speaking.]

Shit, just when the hell is spring going to come? I've had enough of seeing girls in their coats the whole winter.

[At this point, he raises and eyebrow and that grimace turns upward to a small, ( Read more... )

( public; when it's the end of this game that we play )

[ooc: Takes place the morning after this.]

( public; late night liquor will lead me to the floor )

SHI-[static]-ust wh[static]-uck is g-[static]-on!