Good luck, Kerry Wood.

Oh, by the way, look, everybody!

( awwwww )

Cause I had nerthin' to do.

( fuck, this is long )

Hey hey hey, Macha's an All-Star. That's pretty cool.

I GOT TO PLAY TODAY. A whole game for once in forever, and look what happens. Four for five, bitches. Mmmhm. Now you remember why I don't benchsit. Maybe now I can steal some playing time back from Dan Johnson... Bwahaha. Though really, I'm having quite a bit of fun playing Yoda to his Luke ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, so I'm one of those nutty cat-people. Not like - cat-person hybrid... whatever. I saw a Stephen King movie like that once which was by far the most laughable thing in recent history... But yes! I'm just here to show off my baby. Not Ella, mind you. She just turned one and doesn't really count as a baby anymore. Besides that, she's human ( Read more... )

Mmm, I just had an excellent morning.  Time for a cappucino, but before I go...

If the hydrogen bomb is more powerful than the atomic version of the same, would then a stronger and perhaps more psychologically damaging form of the atomic wedgie be a hydrogen wedgie? -.-

Forgive me, but this is what happens when I don't play enough baseball.

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Gah!  Why does everything have to suck?

Got swept by the Rangers (in a 4 hour game on just about the gloomiest day in recent history, stuck waiting out a "rain delay" so we could try for a 9-run comeback in our remaining half-inning... yeah, that's gonna happen), only to go on the road next where we seem to have this consistent ittybittytiny ( Read more... )

hehehe... what the hell:


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Hi, everybody. Been a while. :-)

I've got this mild case of insomnia going, so I'm going to be slightly pointless and provide you all with some reading material. Curl up in your blankies and everything though. It's pretty damn freaky.

( the real exorcist )

Number - one - Baseball Tonight WebGem .... bitches.

Oakland's going to finish last in the AL West, is that right, Mr. Gammons? Hm. Not with the Center Field Hoover.

I smell a large amount of congratulations coming Mark's way right about now. Ciao!

Today in Scott Hatteberg's corner of knowledge:

Make sure your leg has cleared the car door before you shut it.

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