"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them." -- Joseph Heller

Myself included.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.--Yogi Berra.

They weren't kidding when they said baseball was a game of percentages.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet. --James Oppenheim.

Back to pitching soon. I'll see some of you at the fanfest tomorrow.

Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix. --Christina Baldwin

edgardo_alfonzo is gone. I'm the new moderator of thedugout.

On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?

Walls are not meant to move. Otherwise they would be doors.

Modesty is the citadel of beauty.

--Demades

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2005/07/22/SPGNDDS1US1.DTL

Am I famous now?

Bubble Tape is six feet of bubble gum for you, not them. But who are they? And if the bubble gum is for me, does that exclude me from other groups who could be "they?" Then what happens to the bubble gum?

Persons denying the existence of robots may be robots themselves.

If I spiked my helmet I wonder where it would take me.