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screwsparkles

031 [AUDIO//OPEN COMMENTLOG]

Apr 26, 2009 18:14

[Flip, flip, flip. Evelyn's currently curled up with a book in the library, and she's ... significantly disturbed. If anyone wants to come pester her off-comm, they can feel free to do so.]

Oh G-god I'm gonna c-cry. Christ. What th-th-the hell.

[Pause. She dramatically clears her throat.]"Under the d-d-dusting of feathers, large purplish b-... ( Read more... )

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waywardassassin April 26 2009, 23:45:32 UTC

Please tell me you're not reading what I think you're reading.

[audio] screwsparkles April 26 2009, 23:49:36 UTC

I'm j-just that bored.

It tuh-takes them until the f-f-f-fourth book to bang because Edward's all l-like, "noooo, my v-virtue!".

[audio] waywardassassin April 27 2009, 00:04:12 UTC

[Sn-snerk. Dammit.]

Christ, Evelyn, don't even.

[audio] screwsparkles April 27 2009, 00:05:12 UTC

[Long pause.]

I'm dangerous. St-stay away.

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...you know, technically? Herz could be from before Twilight even came out o_O meinxxherz April 26 2009, 23:48:55 UTC

...w-what is that from?

lucky, lucky herz screwsparkles April 26 2009, 23:51:17 UTC

H-Hell.

[Giiiiggle. Nahh.]

It's fr-from a really cruddy v-vampire book. Not w-...worth reading.

inorite. It's just now I have the nagging feeling I've already made references proving otherwise meinxxherz April 26 2009, 23:56:50 UTC

It--it doesn't really sound like my kinda book anywhuh-way.

I don't usually read, uhm, those--those sex filled ro-omance novels.

aww D8 screwsparkles April 26 2009, 23:59:44 UTC

Oh, man, th-there's actually not a l-...lot of sex. It's implied, b-b-but...

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morequartersplz April 27 2009, 00:06:18 UTC

Sounds like someone's bad fanfic.

screwsparkles April 27 2009, 00:08:16 UTC

D-doesn't it? This shit is p-published, though.

morequartersplz April 27 2009, 00:09:14 UTC

And people pay money for it?

screwsparkles April 27 2009, 00:09:53 UTC

L-lots, apparently.

weaponxi April 27 2009, 02:30:33 UTC

What is it that you are reading?

[audio] screwsparkles April 27 2009, 03:38:30 UTC

A really, really c-crappy book. Isn't w-worth reading.

[audio] weaponxi April 27 2009, 03:40:01 UTC

But you were laughing at it.

[audio] screwsparkles April 27 2009, 18:59:15 UTC

B-b-because it's f-funny how much it f-fails.

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shenghuanzhe April 27 2009, 09:24:50 UTC

The fuck?

[audio] screwsparkles April 27 2009, 19:02:13 UTC

It's j-just. A really cr-...crappy book.

shenghuanzhe April 27 2009, 23:20:23 UTC

[Kage laughs.]

No shit. Why y'wastin' time with it, girl?

[audio] screwsparkles April 27 2009, 23:34:46 UTC

K-kinda bored, is all.

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