It's a better math program.
It's a better town.
It's not crazy Catholic.
The people are nice.
They let me teach.

It's farther away from Kate, which sucks. But we'll make it work.

Average ACT score for entering college freshmen (2000): 23 ( Read more... )

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I am sad to say that I am no longer the proud owner of a 1994 dark green ford taurus that was the car I have driven since before I got my driver's license almost 6 years ago. I am, however, happy to say that I may now be seen driving:

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My radio show is now on TUESDAY NIGHTS, 10-1 Eastern, 9-12 Central. Mark your calendars and listen

I barely slept at all last night.

It is POURING. My half day of vacation is going to be worthless.

I was trying to pass the time, so I came up with following two lists. If you haven't heard all 10 of the following and seen all 15 of the ones after those, get on it, I think everyone needs to before they die. They are in no particular order, and are off the top of my head. The list is subject to change based on season, day, time of day, or my mood ( Read more... )

Someone posted to the IMDB message board asking for people to name a sequel to Snakes on a Plane. Most of them are stupid. One of the better ones I saw was Snakes On A Plane 2: More Snakes On Another Plane. I thought about it, and wrote ( this )

I haven't written a journal in some time, so I guess I should keep whoever gives a crap enough to read this but not enough to talk to me in the last, say, month, in the loop ( Read more... )

My DVD collection contains 261 (it's actually 258, but I have both versions of Clerks, both versions of Donnie Darko, and both versions of Gladiator) movies and 3 TV series (Clone High, The O.C. and the Clerks cartoon) for a total of 264. I relized my DVD profiler has a feature where if you click on an actor, it will list all of the titles I own ( Read more... )

Comment if you know the artist AND title of any of the following 'first lines' of the first 20 songs to come up at random on my mp3 player (although, I skipped a few where the first line includes the title). No googling, or you will burn in hell for lying to everyone about how pop culture savvy you aren't. I will edit and give credit where credit ( Read more... )