I'm on my way to Tel Aviv. It's an extremely warm, crowded flight, and my knees pushed against the seat in front of me before he reclined. His twitching is causing my laptop screen to wiggle violently. The similarly spastic child behind me at one point launched into a kick fest until a shot him a very cold look ( Read more... )

I have to hand it to my brother and his bride, they put together a nice wedding. I took lots of pictures, but they were all on my brother's camera. The photographer didn't show, so a friend of the bride and I wound up covering. I imagine I'll get to see the results at some point.

I'm in New York for my brother's wedding. I've wanted to go back to New York for a while, since I haven't been here since I was nine, but it turns out I'm a lousy traveler and don't get out much. But here I am, having a reasonable excuse to drag myself across the country, and it seems it would be a great time to score some vacation time ( Read more... )

Wow, so Paris Hilton and I have both worked for Hardee's. That's like 1 degree of separation, right?

It's rather surprising how many people who see us working in our yard assume that it couldn't possibly be our yard. Apparently one doesn't do yard work anymore, that's what cheap day labor is for. We're heard rumors that some of our neighbors work in their yards, but we never catch them doing it. Usually it's three guys with a rented pickup, a weed ( Read more... )

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When you're just watched a car flip over more times than you can count, don't assume A) the driver is incapacitated, B) wants your help. Also, the "The Club" brand auto lock immobilizer is crap ( Read more... )

but posting pictures of your pets.


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It turns out that I am not any more outgoing in my virtual life than in reality. It's not that nothing happens in my life, it's just that I generally fail to record it. For instance, I now have very tangible evidence that not every dog likes me ( Read more... )

Monday morning I woke up about 3am, and thought I smelled smoke. Thinking I should investigate, I got out of bed, and ( Read more... )